Stretching the definition of various medical terms can be silly. I found these on the net...Enjoy!!
Artery - The study of paintings. Benign - What you be after you be eight. Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria. Barium - What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome. Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her. Coma - A punctuation mark. Dilate - To live long. Enema - Not a friend. Fester - Quicker than someone else. Fibula - A small lie. Hangnail - What you hang your coat on. Impotent - Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane. Morbid - A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates. Node - I knew it. Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative - A letter carrier. Rectum - Darn near killed him. Seizure - Roman emperor. Tablet - A small table. Tumor - More than one. Urine - Opposite of you're out Varicose - Near by |
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funny, you had me in fits of laughter
Posted by: tees | September 05, 2007 at 12:06 AM
I appreciate the humor too!
Posted by: Ginger | September 05, 2007 at 09:25 AM