I don't know if any of you sit around thinking about those old black and white "horror" flicks like I do, but I couldn't sleep again last night, so I found my thoughts drifting to important world saving topics such as how the Mummy, Frankenstein's Monster or Dracula could ever capture anybody in their right minds! Now understand, I'm referring to the old time flicks starring Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi. As the Mummy, Boris was wrapped up tightly in what appeared to be rotted swaddling rags and apparently he had a stroke before he was mummified, evidenced by his walking limp and paralyzed arm. My conclusion is, if the Mummy catches you and kills you... What the heck is wrong with you? Then there's Frankstein's Monster. This dude has a brain transplant from God know's who and he walks like a robot whose batteries are going bad. If he catches you and kills you... Again, what the heck is wrong with you? Now lets not forget about good old Dracula (Bela Lugosi). Ladies, the man is trying to seduce you but he never aims for your mouth. Instead, he pushes your hair away from your neck, tilts your head to the side and aims for your carotid artery... What the heck is wrong with you? Some of you may think this post is a bit strange and are probably saying this woman has way too much time on her hands and you may be correct, because I do. Do any of you think about things like this? Let me know!
